Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Dear Jeepers    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Dear Jeepers Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Dear Jeepers Theme ID: 766 Album: N/A Performed by: Bob Guy -Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells... Oh, how wonderful! I just love letters that are perfumed. Oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essence of wolfbane! Oh, Let me open it!... "Dear Jeepers, it was so nice of you to attend my party at the castle last week. You and Doris make such a lovely couple. I'm also very glad to have seen Igor, Boris, and Sally Snake, and Funkin the Rat. It was so much fun when we all played 'Pin the Tail on the Werewolf,' Oh yes! and 'Electrical Chairs.' When everybody sat down, Oh! Two million volts! Ha-ha-ha...! Oh, such fun!" Uh...Doris, squeeze me a glass of mildew... And to continue now... "Although the party was supposed to be rot luck, it turned out to be pot luck. It was still lovely of you to bring along that 'Leg of Lepre- chaun au Gratin.' Desdemona wants the recipe. Well, I'm... I'm rather exhausted, so I... I must close now. The sun is coming up and I must return to the crypt. Sincerely, Count Dracula. Oh, P/S. Here's a riddle: Where there's a will, what's the way?" Ho-ho! Ha-ha-ha Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Dirty Love, Disco Boy, Diseases Of The Band, Do You Like My New Car, Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?, Dog Breath, Dog Breath In The Year Of The Plague, Dont Eat The Yellow Snow, Dont You Ever Wash That Thing?, Dong Work For Yuda, Doreen, Doreen (in album You Cant Do That On Stage Anymor, Drafted Again, Drop Dead, Drowning Witch, Drowning Witch (in album You Cant Do That On Stag, Drums Are Too Noisy, Duke Of Prunes, Dumb All Over, Dummy Up, Easy Meat, Echidnas Arf (Of You), Eddie Are You Kidding, Electric Aunt Jemima, Elvis Has Just Left The Building, Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer, Epilogue, Evelyn A Modified Dog, Every Time I See You, Excentrifugal Forz, Farther OBlivion, Father Oblivion, Fifty-Fifty, Find Her Finer, Fine Girl, Flakes, Flambay, Florentine Pogen, Flower Punk, For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers), For The Young Sophisticate, Fountain Of Love, Frank Zappa, Frogs With Dirty Little Lips, Galoot Up-Date, Geneva Farewell, German Lunch, Get A Little, Go Cry On Somebody Elses Shoulder, Goblin Girl, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy