Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Drowning Witch    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Drowning Witch Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Drowning Witch Theme ID: 791 Album: N/A There's a ship arriving too late To save a drowning witch She was swimmin' along Tryin' to keep a date With a Merchant Marine Who told her he was really rich But it doesn't matter no more She's on the ocean floor 'N the water's all green down there 'N it's not very clean down there 'N water snakes 'N rusty wrecks Is all that she can see As the light goes dim And she's tryin' to swim Will she make it? (Boy, we sure hope so...) Not even a witch oughta be caught On the bottom of America's spew-infested Waterways, hey-hey She could get radiation all over her She could mutate insanely... She could mutate insanely... (that's right) She could go on the freeway and grow up to be 15 feet tall And scary-lookin' And then... Cars could crash all over the place As a result of people with Hawaiian shirts on... Lookin' up to see her face Sardines in her eyebrows Lobsters up and down her forehead(*) All of them HORRIBLY LARGE FROM RADIATION And smelling very bad And DANGEROUS! Maybe a submarine could save her And bring her home to the Navy... For some kind of ritual sacrifice... ------------------------------------------------------------- (*) "forehead" is the 'official' version, but in concerts the word would be replaced with "pudenda" (e.g. on "You Can't Do It On Stage Anymore, vol 3) --------------------------------------------------------- Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer, Epilogue, Evelyn A Modified Dog, Every Time I See You, Excentrifugal Forz, Farther OBlivion, Father Oblivion, Fifty-Fifty, Find Her Finer, Fine Girl, Flakes, Flambay, Florentine Pogen, Flower Punk, For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers), For The Young Sophisticate, Fountain Of Love, Frank Zappa, Frogs With Dirty Little Lips, Galoot Up-Date, Geneva Farewell, German Lunch, Get A Little, Go Cry On Somebody Elses Shoulder, Goblin Girl, God Bless America, Half A Dozen Provocative Squats, Happy Together, Harder Than Your Husband, Harry & Rhonda, Harry Rhonda, Harry Youre A Beast, Harry-As-A-Boy, He Used To Cut The Grass, Heavenly Bank Account, Hes So Gay, Help, Im A Rock, Here Lies Love, Holding The Group Back, Holiday In Berlin, Honey Dont You Want A Man Like Me, Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel, Hot Poop, Hot Rats, Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel, How Could I Be Such A Fool, How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With, Hows Your Bird, Hungry Freaks, Daddy, I Aint Got No Heart, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy