Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Eddie Are You Kidding    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Eddie Are You Kidding Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Eddie Are You Kidding Theme ID: 799 Album: N/A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eddie, are you kidding? I've seen you on my TV Eddie, are you kidding? The people always ask me I saw your double knits I thought they were the pits You threw it in a bag And then you sent me home - - What!? Eddie, are you kidding? No, no. Eddie, are you kidding? No, no. Eddie, are you teasing About your rancid garments? Eddie, are you teasing About your sixty tailors? I'm coming over shortly Because I am a portly You promised you could fit me In fifty Dollar suit - - Oh Eddie, are you kidding? No, no. Eddie, are you kidding? No, no. Eddie, my friends ask me, Eddie, Eddie, are you kidding? I wanna tell you something, my friends: I am not kidding. Here at Zachary All We have sixty tailors In the back room. We have the west's largest Selections of portly's, regulars Longs, extra longs, and cadets. And my friends say to me: Eddie, Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits? (Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits?) And I tell them: I'll tell you Something frankly, my friends - - When the new double knits first Came out, I was not impressed. But as you can see These pants I'm wearing Are double knit. They stretch In all the right places. They're most comfortable. Our model Twiggy here will demostrate. I have this lovely little Seersucker ... wait a minute WHERE CAN I GO GARDENA? AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L.A. AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY I need the knits The double knits I need the knits They are the pits I need the knits The double knits I'm coming over shortly Because I am a portly You promised you could fit me In fifty Dollar suit - - Whew! Eddie, are you kidding? No, no. Eddie, are you kidding? No, no. Eddie, are you kidding? No, no. Eddie, are you kidding me? Eddie, are you kidding me? Eddie, are you kidding me? No, my friends, I'm not kidding, Right here on the miracle mile We have the west's largest Selections of portly, regular Cadet, tall and long. And not only that - - My brother Jake and Little Emil And sixty tailors Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Find Her Finer, Fine Girl, Flakes, Flambay, Florentine Pogen, Flower Punk, For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers), For The Young Sophisticate, Fountain Of Love, Frank Zappa, Frogs With Dirty Little Lips, Galoot Up-Date, Geneva Farewell, German Lunch, Get A Little, Go Cry On Somebody Elses Shoulder, Goblin Girl, God Bless America, Half A Dozen Provocative Squats, Happy Together, Harder Than Your Husband, Harry & Rhonda, Harry Rhonda, Harry Youre A Beast, Harry-As-A-Boy, He Used To Cut The Grass, Heavenly Bank Account, Hes So Gay, Help, Im A Rock, Here Lies Love, Holding The Group Back, Holiday In Berlin, Honey Dont You Want A Man Like Me, Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel, Hot Poop, Hot Rats, Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel, How Could I Be Such A Fool, How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With, Hows Your Bird, Hungry Freaks, Daddy, I Aint Got No Heart, I Aint Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio, I Come From Nowhere, I Dont Even Care, I Dont Wanna Get Drafted, I Have Been In You, Ian Underwood Whips It Out, Im A Band Leader, Im A Beautiful Guy, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy