Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer Theme ID: 802 Album: N/A Sometimes when you're not looking he just sneaks up on you. He looks like a cheap sort of flying saucer about five feet across with a snout-like megaphone apparatus in the front with two big eyes mounted like Appletons with miniature motorized frowning chrome eyebrows over them. Along the side of his disc-like body are several sets of stupid-looking headers and exhaust hoses which apparently propel him and punctuate his dialogue with horrible smelling smoke rings. In the middle of his head we can see an airport wind sock and constantly twirling anemometer. The bottom of him has a landing light and three spoked wheels. In spite of all this, it is obvious that the way he really gets around is by being dangled from place to place by a union guy with a dark green shirt up in the roof who is eating a sandwich (pieces of which drop off every once in a while and lodge themselves near the hole where they put the oil in that makes the cheap smoke). He hovers into view and speaks to us thusly... Central Scrutinizer: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to *The Death Penalty* (or affect your parents' credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC! Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE). I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in MUSIC...The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only...if you have to load or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE... you'll love it...it's a way of life...Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...Hi, it's me, I'm back. This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only...If yah gotta load, or if yah gotta unload, go to the WHITE ZONE. You'll love it...it's a way of life. That's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life, you'll love it. This, is, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Flambay, Florentine Pogen, Flower Punk, For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers), For The Young Sophisticate, Fountain Of Love, Frank Zappa, Frogs With Dirty Little Lips, Galoot Up-Date, Geneva Farewell, German Lunch, Get A Little, Go Cry On Somebody Elses Shoulder, Goblin Girl, God Bless America, Half A Dozen Provocative Squats, Happy Together, Harder Than Your Husband, Harry & Rhonda, Harry Rhonda, Harry Youre A Beast, Harry-As-A-Boy, He Used To Cut The Grass, Heavenly Bank Account, Hes So Gay, Help, Im A Rock, Here Lies Love, Holding The Group Back, Holiday In Berlin, Honey Dont You Want A Man Like Me, Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel, Hot Poop, Hot Rats, Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel, How Could I Be Such A Fool, How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With, Hows Your Bird, Hungry Freaks, Daddy, I Aint Got No Heart, I Aint Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio, I Come From Nowhere, I Dont Even Care, I Dont Wanna Get Drafted, I Have Been In You, Ian Underwood Whips It Out, Im A Band Leader, Im A Beautiful Guy, Im Not Satisfied, Im Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &, Im So Cute, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy