Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Honey Dont You Want A Man Like Me    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Honey Dont You Want A Man Like Me Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Honey Dont You Want A Man Like Me Theme ID: 842 Album: N/A ------ ----- --- ---- - --- ---- --- Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me He was the Playboy Type (he smoke a pipe) His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE!" He had an Irish Setter It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night The moon was dim, the band was tight They did the bump together What a splendid sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite) He was glad that he met her She was an office girl ("My name is Betty") Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY (They discussed the weather) Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a Baby don't you want a Baby don't you want a man She was the lonely sort, just a little too short Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport Was hockey (in the winter) He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best As he jabbed his elbow in her *("Get it honey? Get it?")* Later on they went off to where the music was soft, The candles were drippy, they saw a REAL HIPPY Who delivered their dinner The rice was brown, and soon they found That the crowd around that had jammed the room, Well it seemed to be getting thinner Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a Baby don't you want a Baby don't you want a man He took her home to a motor court She wouldn't kiss him, he tried to ignore it, But it made him angry! angry, it made me angry, it made me so angry I could have killed that lousy BITCH!) He called her a slut, a pig and a whore A bitch and a cunt and she slammed the door In a petulant frenzy! (A petulant frenzy, this is a petulant frenzy. I'm petulant, and I'm having a frenzy) On the sofa she weeps BOO HOO HOO HOO She weeps and she weeps BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO She weeps and she peeks Through the curtain He just got in his car But the battery's dead So he asks to use the phone And she gives him some head And that's the end of the story Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a Baby don't you want a man Baby don't you want a man sometimes Related Lyrics Random lyrics: I Come From Nowhere, I Dont Even Care, I Dont Wanna Get Drafted, I Have Been In You, Ian Underwood Whips It Out, Im A Band Leader, Im A Beautiful Guy, Im Not Satisfied, Im Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &, Im So Cute, Im Stealing The Towels, Im The Slime, If Only She Woulda, If Wed All Been Living In California, In France, Inca Roads, Introduction, Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin, It Cant Happen Here, It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal, Janets Big Dance Number, Jelly Roll Gum Drop, Jessie Lee, Jesus Thinks Youre A Jerk, Jewish Princess, Jezebel Boy, Joes Garage, Johnny Darling, Jones Crusher, Jumbo Go Away, Just One More Time, Keep It Greasey, Keep It Greasy, Kennys Booger Story, King Kong, Later That Night, Latex Solar Beef, Lemme Take You To The Beach, Lets Make The Water Turn Black, Lets Move To Cleveland, Letter From Jeepers, Like It Or Not, Little Girl Of Mine, Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce, Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce, Little House I Used To Live In, Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore, Little Rubber Girl, Lonely Little Girl, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy