Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Im A Band Leader    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Im A Band Leader Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Im A Band Leader Theme ID: 858 Album: N/A Captain Beefheart (vocals) I'm a band leader. Not only can I drink a whole lot, but I play 23 different instruments , too and I don't even know how to read music. Self-taught, you know. Couldnt tell it, though, to hear me play. When I play and sway in rhythm to the catchy little tunes that I know for five miles around get hot pants for me, hotcha! Last night was pretty good for a Wednesday. We got ten requests for, we got Bill Bailey, and we played them all and we got seven people came up for the twist contest. I gave away a box with two small bottles of champagne imported from Europe (heh) and kissed the girl who won and shook hands with the guy she was with. He didnt mind when I kissed her because I'm important. We have a new routine. Been working on it for three weeks or more. I pretend I'm a queer and the sax player pretends he's a queer, too, and later on in the show, (thisll kill ya) we kiss each other so that it looks to the audience like we kiss each other on the mouth. (heh). When we go... into a fast number, GOD, the people love it! Wait... till... we... get to Las Vegas! (Ha-heh-heh) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Introduction, Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin, It Cant Happen Here, It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal, Janets Big Dance Number, Jelly Roll Gum Drop, Jessie Lee, Jesus Thinks Youre A Jerk, Jewish Princess, Jezebel Boy, Joes Garage, Johnny Darling, Jones Crusher, Jumbo Go Away, Just One More Time, Keep It Greasey, Keep It Greasy, Kennys Booger Story, King Kong, Later That Night, Latex Solar Beef, Lemme Take You To The Beach, Lets Make The Water Turn Black, Lets Move To Cleveland, Letter From Jeepers, Like It Or Not, Little Girl Of Mine, Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce, Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce, Little House I Used To Live In, Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore, Little Rubber Girl, Lonely Little Girl, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, Lonesome Cowboy Nando, Lonesome Electric Turkey, Lost In A Whirlpool, Louie Louie, Love Of My Life, Love Story, Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up, Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Cant, Luigi and The Wise Guys, Lumpy Gravy I, Magdalena, Magic Fingers, Make A Jazz Noise Here, Man With The Woman Head, Mary Lou, Memories Of El Monte, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy