Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Letter From Jeepers    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Letter From Jeepers Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Letter From Jeepers Theme ID: 893 Album: N/A Performed by: Bob Guy Doris, get out your poison pen and take a letter. I have to write to Count Dracula. You know he wrote me a letter of that sort... Dear Count Dracula, I am writing to you from Cucamonga... Ha-ha! Cucamonga? The weather is lovely. The nausea of noon. The wind is always blowing and the sun never shines. And it's rainy and damp four hundred days of the year. I enjoyed the party very much. Especially the sumptuous feast you had prepared. It was thrilling. From the first appetizers, the 'Chicken Fried Grub Worms,' on through the dessert, ohhhh... 'Blood Pudding!' Oh, I love 'Blood Pudding!' Oh, yes! It was a masterpiece of culinary skill. Although I... I was worried for a moment when you... you said the main course was... 'Fish and Chips.' We are not THAT plebeian in Cucamonga. But my fears were quickly allayed when I discov- ered to my delight it was 'Silverfish and Buffalo Chips!' Ho-ho! Oh, unique! Oh, they're so squirmy! Oh-ho-ho! Oh, the first one went down easy, but the second one was greasy! Ho-ho-ho...! Oh my... Oh, I'm getting carried away, because I... I really must apologise for getting tipsy and singing. But I have always wanted to be the DEATH of the party. Uh, when you hear the pellets drop, count ten and take a deep breath Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Lonesome Electric Turkey, Lost In A Whirlpool, Louie Louie, Love Of My Life, Love Story, Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up, Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Cant, Luigi and The Wise Guys, Lumpy Gravy I, Magdalena, Magic Fingers, Make A Jazz Noise Here, Man With The Woman Head, Mary Lou, Memories Of El Monte, Meow, Moggio, Mom and Dad, Montana, Montana (Whipping Floss), More Trouble Every Day, Mother People, Motherly Love, Mount St. Marys Concert Excerpt, Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat, Mozart Ballet-Piano Sonata in B flat, Mr Clean, Mr Green Genes, Ms Pinky, Mudd Club, Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish), Muffin Man, My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca, My Head?, Mystery Roach, Nando, Nanook Rubs It, Nig Biz, No Not Now, No Not Now (in album Thing-fish), No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve, No, No Cherry, Oh No, On The Bus, Once Upon A Time, Our Bizarre Relationship, Outside Now, Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way), Packard Goose, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy