Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Montana (Whipping Floss)    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Montana (Whipping Floss) Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Montana (Whipping Floss) Theme ID: 923 Album: N/A Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Tom Fowler (bass) Chester Thompson (drums) Whipping Post! Say that again please Whipping Post! Whipping Post? Ok, just a second (Do you know that?) Oh sorry, we don't know that one Anything else? Hum me a few bars of it...please Just show me how it goes, please Just sing, sing me Whipping Post and then maybe we'll play it with you Ooh-ooh-ooh Thank you very much And now... Judging from the way you sang it, it must be a John Cage composition, right? Here we go...Montana One two, one two three four I might be movin' to... Hold it! Hold it! We can't possibly start the song off like that! Good god!!! That's inexcusable! What happened to you last night? (George has a tape of it) George has a tape of it? Ok, we'll use that in the second show Ready? Montana... Wait a minute...Whipping Post No...Montana One two, one two three four It's too fast for you! One two, one two three four I might be moving to Helsinki soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down Tying it to the Whipping Post In the middle of town But by myself I wouldn't Have no boss, Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely Whipping Post Raisin' my lonely Whipping Post Raisin' my lonely Whipping Post Well I just might grow me some thongs But I'd leave the hippy stuff To somebody else...how 'bout Chester? And then I would Get a person Tie him up To the Whipping Post And beat the living shit out of him So that guy in the audience was satisfied But by myself I wouldn't Have no boss, 'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely Whipping Post-Floss Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (how unique!) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune (yes, it's such a ballad at this tempo) Little Booger-bear Boogers everywhere And now for the thrilling conclusion to that song... Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish), Muffin Man, My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca, My Head?, Mystery Roach, Nando, Nanook Rubs It, Nig Biz, No Not Now, No Not Now (in album Thing-fish), No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve, No, No Cherry, Oh No, On The Bus, Once Upon A Time, Our Bizarre Relationship, Outside Now, Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way), Packard Goose, Panty Rap, Peaches En Regalia, Peaches III, Penguin In Bondage, Penis Dimension, Pick Me, Im Clean, Planet Of My Dreams, Planet Of The Baritone Women, Plastic People, Po Jama People, Po-Jama People, Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead, Porn Wars, Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas, Progress?, Prologue, Promiscuous, Proto-Minimalism, Punkys Whips, Pygmy Twylite, Pygmy Twylyte, Rat Tomago, Redneck Eats, Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke, Rhymin Man, Ride My Face To Chicago, Right There, Road Ladies, Ronnie Sings?, Ronnies Booger Story, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy