Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Muffin Man    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Muffin Man Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Muffin Man Theme ID: 935 Album: N/A The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen... Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside procceds to dump these inside of his shirt... He turns to us and speaks: "SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES BETTER. I FOR ONE CARE LESS FOR THEM!" Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk yuk... let's try that again...!) He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design. Later he says: "SOME PEOPLE... SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES EXCLUSIVELT, WHILE I MYSELF SAY THERE IS NAUGHT NOR OUGHT THERE BE NOTHING SO EXALTED ON THE FACE OF GOD'S GREY EARTH AS THAT PRINCE OF FOODS... THE MUFFIN!" Girl you though he was a man But he was a muffin He hung around till you found That he didn't know nuthin' Girl you thought he was a man But he only was a-puffin' No cries is heard in the night As a result of him stuffin' Bruce Fowler on trombone, Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax, and lead vocals, Terry Bozzio on drums, Tom Fowler on bass, Denny Walley on slide, George Duke on keyboards, Captain Beefheart on vocals, and soprano sax, and madness. Thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. Goodnight Austin, Texas, where ever you are Related Lyrics Random lyrics: No, No Cherry, Oh No, On The Bus, Once Upon A Time, Our Bizarre Relationship, Outside Now, Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way), Packard Goose, Panty Rap, Peaches En Regalia, Peaches III, Penguin In Bondage, Penis Dimension, Pick Me, Im Clean, Planet Of My Dreams, Planet Of The Baritone Women, Plastic People, Po Jama People, Po-Jama People, Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead, Porn Wars, Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas, Progress?, Prologue, Promiscuous, Proto-Minimalism, Punkys Whips, Pygmy Twylite, Pygmy Twylyte, Rat Tomago, Redneck Eats, Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke, Rhymin Man, Ride My Face To Chicago, Right There, Road Ladies, Ronnie Sings?, Ronnies Booger Story, Room Service, Rubber Shirt, Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink, Run Home Slow Main Title Theme, Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme, Ruthie-Ruthie, Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top, San Berdino, Satumaa (Finnish Tango), Scene Eight Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up, Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up, Scene Five The Wet T Shirt Contest, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy