Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Nando    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Nando Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Nando Theme ID: 940 Album: N/A Lonesome Cowboy Nando (from YCDTOSA, Vol. 6) 1988 Frank: My name is Nando, I'm a marine biologist. All my friends, they call me "Doh". Ike & Mike: Hi, Doh! Frank: All my family, from someplace in this area, And they complain when I talk about this horrible pizza during the show. All: Come out here, to Californy, Just to find me some pretty girls. Ones I seen gets me so horny, Ruby lips, 'n teeth like pearls. Wanna love 'em all, wanna love 'em dearly. Wanna pretty jellyfish, I'll even pay. I'll buy 'em furs, I'll buy 'em pizza, I know they like me, here's what I'll say: 1971 Jimmy Carl Black: I'm lonesome cowboy Burt. (Speakin' atcha!) Won'tcha smell my fringe-y shirt? (Reekin' atcha!) My cowboy pants, My cowboy dance, My bold advance On this here waitress... Mark & Howard: He's lonesome cowboy Burt. (A-Ha!) Don'tcha get his feelings hurt. Jimmy: Come on in this place An' I'll buy you a taste. You can sit on my face. Where's my waitress? Mark & Howard: Burtram, Burtram redneck! Burtram, Burtram redneck! Jimmy: I'm an awful nice guy. Worked all day in the sun. I'm a roofer by trade, Quite a bundle I've made, I'm a unionized roofin' old son-of-a-gun. Mark & Howard: He's a unionized roofin' old son of a gun! Jimmy: "Darling, I crazy go nuts when I hear this, you know what I'm sayin'?" 1988 Frank: When I get off, I get plastered. I swim till I fall on the jellyfish. Then I find me some academic kind of illustrator, I describe the little dangling utensils on this thing, And tell him to draw it up so it looks like a brand new jellyfish. Ike & Mike: (trying to follow along, they sing some gibberish) Frank: "Take that! Take that!" I fuss an' I cuss and I keep on swimmin', Till my snorkle puffs up an' turns red. I drool on my shorts, I do some water sports, Then I take the jellyfish back to my house And stick it in the bed! "Sorta..." Ike & Mike: "Whaddya do?" Stick it again in the bed! (Frank: "That's right!) Stick it again in the bed! Stick it again in the bed! Stick it again in the bed! 1971 Jimmy: Lonesome cowboy Burt. (Speakin' atcha!) Smell my fringe-y shirt. (Reekin' atcha!) My cowboy pants, My cowboy dance, My bold advance On this here waitress! Mark & Howard: He's lonesome cowboy Burt. (Yee-ha!) Don'tcha get his feelings hurt! Jimmy: Come on in this place, an' I'll buy you a taste. You can sit on my face. Where's my waitress? "Opal, you hot little bitch Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Outside Now, Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way), Packard Goose, Panty Rap, Peaches En Regalia, Peaches III, Penguin In Bondage, Penis Dimension, Pick Me, Im Clean, Planet Of My Dreams, Planet Of The Baritone Women, Plastic People, Po Jama People, Po-Jama People, Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead, Porn Wars, Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas, Progress?, Prologue, Promiscuous, Proto-Minimalism, Punkys Whips, Pygmy Twylite, Pygmy Twylyte, Rat Tomago, Redneck Eats, Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke, Rhymin Man, Ride My Face To Chicago, Right There, Road Ladies, Ronnie Sings?, Ronnies Booger Story, Room Service, Rubber Shirt, Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink, Run Home Slow Main Title Theme, Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme, Ruthie-Ruthie, Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top, San Berdino, Satumaa (Finnish Tango), Scene Eight Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up, Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up, Scene Five The Wet T Shirt Contest, Scene Five The Wet T-Shirt Contest, Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest, Scene Four Crew Slut, Scene Four: Crew Slut, Scene One Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy