Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Penis Dimension    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Penis Dimension Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Penis Dimension Theme ID: 958 Album: N/A Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set) Jim Pons (vocals) Mark Volman: Penis dimension. Howard Kaylan: Penis dimension. Everybody: Penis dimension is worrying me. I can't hardly sleep at night 'Cause of penis dimension Do you worry? Do you worry a lot? No! Do you worry? Do you worry and moan ... That the size of your cock is not monsrtous enough? It's your penis dimension! Penis dimension! Howard Kaylan: Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah Mark Volman: Hiya friends. Now just be honest about it. Did you ever consider the possibliity that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the titties themselves might provide elements of subconscious tension? Weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being to have to become a politician. A policeman. A jesuit monk. A rock and roll guitar player. A wino. You name it. Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that can't afford a silicone beef-up, may become writers of hot books. Howard Kaylan: "Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim." Mark Volman: Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns. Howard Kaylan: "Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering slit." Ha ha ha! Mark Volman: Ooh, or racehorse jockeys. There is no reason why you, or your loved one should suffer. Things are bad enough, without the size of your organ adding even more misery to the troubles of the world. Howard Kaylan: Right on, right on! Mark Volman: Now, if your a lady and you've got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary school: Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan: Anything over a mouthful, is wasted. Mark Volman: Yes! and isn't it the truth? And if you're a guy, one night you're at a party and you're trying to be cool, I mean, you aren't even wearing any underwear your being so cool, and somebody hits on you one night, and looks you up and down and he says uh, Howard Kaylan: Eight inches or less? Mark Volman: Well let me tell you, brother, that's the time when you got to turn around and look that son of a bitch right between the eyes. And you got to tell him these words: Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Prologue, Promiscuous, Proto-Minimalism, Punkys Whips, Pygmy Twylite, Pygmy Twylyte, Rat Tomago, Redneck Eats, Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke, Rhymin Man, Ride My Face To Chicago, Right There, Road Ladies, Ronnie Sings?, Ronnies Booger Story, Room Service, Rubber Shirt, Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink, Run Home Slow Main Title Theme, Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme, Ruthie-Ruthie, Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top, San Berdino, Satumaa (Finnish Tango), Scene Eight Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up, Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up, Scene Five The Wet T Shirt Contest, Scene Five The Wet T-Shirt Contest, Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest, Scene Four Crew Slut, Scene Four: Crew Slut, Scene One Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer, Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer, Scene Seven Why Does It Hurt When I Pee, Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?, Scene Six Toad O Line, Scene Six Toad-O Line, Scene Six: Toad-O Line, Scene Three Catholic Girls, Scene Three: Catholic Girls, Scene Two Joes Garage, Scene Two: Joes Garage, Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture, Semi-FraudulentDirect-From-Hollywood Overture, Sex, Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?, Sharleena, She Painted Up Her Face, Shove It Right In, Sleep Dirt, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy