Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead Theme ID: 965 Album: N/A While we're at it, we have a sort of a cowboy song we'd like to do for ya. This is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th birthday of the united states of america, ladies and gentlemen. This is a song that warns you in advance, that next year, everybody is gonna try and sell you things that maybe you shouldn't ought to buy, and not only that, they've been planning it for years. The name of this song is (pardon me), Poofters Froth, Wyoming, Plans Ahead. Poofters Froth, Wyoming, March Eleven Sixty-Seven Take a letter, Miss Abetter as our pigeons will be homin'. To our jobbers in Dakota And to Merwyn, Minnesota This is merely just a note about Performance to our quota Well, we've all come out to show dem, And the Elks have helped us Load 'em Little packets full of jackets Little rackets, little rackets Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments Little Pofter's Froth Anointments Little hoods, little goods Little doo-dads from the woods The entire stock is shipping Oh our shod is hardly slipping To the markets of the world Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled! T-shirt racks, rubber snacks, Poster rolls with matching tacks Yes, a special beer for sports (and aper cups that hold two quarts) Everything a nation needs For making hoopla while it feeds The trash compactos, small reactors, Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers: This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute(HYULK!) Two hundred years have gone ka-poot! Ah but we have been astute! Signed: Anon. - Wyo. Galoot Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Redneck Eats, Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke, Rhymin Man, Ride My Face To Chicago, Right There, Road Ladies, Ronnie Sings?, Ronnies Booger Story, Room Service, Rubber Shirt, Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink, Run Home Slow Main Title Theme, Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme, Ruthie-Ruthie, Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top, San Berdino, Satumaa (Finnish Tango), Scene Eight Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up, Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up, Scene Five The Wet T Shirt Contest, Scene Five The Wet T-Shirt Contest, Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest, Scene Four Crew Slut, Scene Four: Crew Slut, Scene One Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer, Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer, Scene Seven Why Does It Hurt When I Pee, Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?, Scene Six Toad O Line, Scene Six Toad-O Line, Scene Six: Toad-O Line, Scene Three Catholic Girls, Scene Three: Catholic Girls, Scene Two Joes Garage, Scene Two: Joes Garage, Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture, Semi-FraudulentDirect-From-Hollywood Overture, Sex, Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?, Sharleena, She Painted Up Her Face, Shove It Right In, Sleep Dirt, Sleepin In A Jar, Sleeping In A Jar, Smell My Beard, Society Pages, Sofa No 2, Soft Sell Conclusion, Soft-Sell Conclusion, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy