Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Scene Three Catholic Girls    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Scene Three Catholic Girls Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Scene Three Catholic Girls Theme ID: 1007 Album: N/A ----- ----- -------- ----- A festive CYO Party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom dance, the *"Hokey Pokey,"* baked goods, & FATHER RILEY making sure the lights don't go down too low... Father Riley And Various Party Goers: Catholic Girls With a tiny little mustache Catholic Girls Do you know how they go? Catholic Girls In the Rectory Basement Father Riley's a fairy But it don't bother Mary Catholic Girls At the CYO Catholic Girls Do you know how they go? Catholic Girls There can be no replacement How do they go, after the show? Joe: All the way That's the way they go Every day And none of their mamas ever seem to know Hip-Hip-Hooray For all the class they show There's nothing like a Catholic Girl At the CYO When they learn to blow... Father Riley: They're learning to blow All the Catholic Boys! Mary: *Warren Cuccurullo...* Father Riley: Catholic Boys! Mary: *Kinda young, kinda WOW!* Father Riley: Catholic Boys! Mary: *Vinnie Colaiuta...* Chorus: Where are they now? Did they all take *The Vow?* Father Riley: Catholic Girls Warren: Carmenita Scarfone! Father Riley: Catholic Girls Officer Butzis: *Hey! She gave me VD!* Father Riley: Catholic Girls! Warren: *Toni Carbone!* Chorus: With a tongue like a cow She could make you go WOW! Joe: *VD vowdy vootie* Right away That's the way they go Every day Whenever their mamas take them to a show Matinee Pass the popcorn please There's nothing like a Catholic Girl With her hand in the box When she's on her knees Larry: She was on her knees, My little Catholic Girl Chorus: In a little white dress Catholic Girls They never confess Catholic Girls I got one for a cousin I love how they go So send me a dozen Catholic Girls OOOOOOH! Catholic Girls OOOOOOH! (etc.) Central Scrutinizer: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe had a girl friend named Mary. She used to go the church club every week. They'd meet each other there Hold hands And think Pure Thoughts But one night at the Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up... She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Sleep Dirt, Sleepin In A Jar, Sleeping In A Jar, Smell My Beard, Society Pages, Sofa No 2, Soft Sell Conclusion, Soft-Sell Conclusion, Son Of Orange County, Son Of Suzy Creamcheese, Spider Of Destiny, St Alphonzos Pancake Breakfast, Status Back Baby, Stevies Spanking, Stick It Out, Stick Together, Stink Foot, Stink-Foot, Strictly Genteel (The Finale), Stuff Up The Cracks, Suicide Chump, Sweet Leilani, Sy Borg, Take Me Out To The Ball Game, Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance, Tears Began To Fall, Teen Age Prostitute, Teen Age Wind, Teen-Age Prostitute, Teen-Age Wind, Telephone Conversation, Tell Me You Love Me, Tengo Na Minchia Tanta, That Evil Prince, The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary, The Air, The Black Page, The Blackouts, The Blue Light, The Booger Man, The Torchum Never Stops, The Central Scrutinizer, The Closer You Are, The Crab-Grass Baby, The Dangerous Kitchen, The Dead Girls Of London, The Dick Kunc Story, The Downtown Talent Scout, The Duke Of Prunes, The Duke Regains His Chops, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy