Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - The Crab-Grass Baby    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> The Crab-Grass Baby Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: The Crab-Grass Baby Theme ID: 1061 Album: N/A Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass) Jay Anderson (string bass) Ed Mann (percussion) Chad Wackerman (drums) Ike Willis (vocals) Terry Bozzio (vocals) Dale Bozzio (vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (vocals) Bob Harris (vocals) Johnny "Guitar" Watson (vocals) CRAB-GRASS BABY: Stroke me pompadour, pompaduooor, pompaduooor, pompaduooor. Stroke me pompadour, father. Stroke it nicely while I tell you about the problems I am having with my car an my girlfriend. Ooo-wo-woo, the white man's burden! Her and her girlfriend used to go out and booze it up and tear up the upholstery; rip the seats completely out, and so I got a fifty-six Olds. About the time I got it running decently, she got in it and wrecked the trans...tore it completely up, so I had to get another Oldsmobile (either that or go to Tijuana or go to BROWN MOSES way down in Egypt-Land). It's so hard on a child when his car is fucked up. Buy me a Volvo, faaather. HARRY-AS-A-BOY: Isn't it terrific, artificial RHONDA! CRAB-GRASS BABY: One-Adam-Twelve...see the enormous white pompadour! Ha-Ha-ha-ho! That's a good one! Hoo-hoo-hoo. HARRY-AS-A-BOY: He's so young, and yet, SO WISE! CRAB-GRASS BABY: I pooped my pants, pooped my pants, pooped my pants! I went doody, faaather, sob-sob-sob-sob-sob. HARRY-AS-A-BOY: His vocabulary is astonishing! CRAB-GRASS BABY: So what if you suck a little cock every once in a while? HARRY-AS-A-BOY: Ohhh...I'm so lucky to have a son like this... CRAB-GRASS BABY: Barf me out...gag me with a Volvo! HARRY-AS-A-BOY: I can't wait to show him to all the fellas down at the MINE-SHAFT! CRAB-GRASS BABY: Take me to the movies. Buy me a balloon. Stroke me pompadour! HARRY-AS-A-BOY: Look! Look! Look at the pecker on him, wouldja! Goodjy-goodjy-goodjy-goo! Hoo hoo hoo! THING-FISH: Dis boy have a 'PROVLEM'! However, how 'bout a nice round of applause fo de three 'WISE MAMMIES', comin' atcha outa chute numba five! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Groupie Routine, The Idiot Bastard Son, The Illinois Enema Bandit, The Jazz Discharge Party Hats, The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson, The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts, The Little March, The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath, The Mammy Nuns, The Man From Utopia, The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou, The Massive Improvelence, The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing, The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis, The Mud Shark, The Nancy & Mary Music, The Nancy Mary Music, The Orange County Lumber Truck, The Radio Is Broken, The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage, The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet, The Sealed Tuna Bolero, The Sheik Yerbouti Tango, The Torture Never Stops, The Torture Never Stops (in album You Cant Do Tha, The Uncle Meat Variations, The Untouchables, The Voice Of Cheese, The Wet T Shirt Contest, The Wet T-Shirt Contest, The White Boy Troubles, The Worlds Greatest Sinner, Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of Sinister Footwear, This Aint CNN, This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue), This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise), Tiger Roach, Time Is Money, Tink Walks Amok, Tinseltown Rebellion, Tiny Sick Tears, Titties and Beer, Titties N Beer, Toad O Line, Toad-O Line, Toads Of The Short Forest, Trouble Every Day, Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M, Trouble Every Day (in album You Cant Do That On S, Truck Driver Divorce, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy