Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - The Dangerous Kitchen    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> The Dangerous Kitchen Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: The Dangerous Kitchen Theme ID: 1062 Album: N/A The dangerous kitchen If it aint't one thing it's another In the middle of the night when you get home The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy The meat thing Where the cats ate trough the paper The can things with the sharp little edges That can cut your fingers when you're not looking The soft little things on the floor that you step on They can all be DANGEROUS Sometimes The milk can hurt you (If you put it on your cereal Before you smell the plastic container) And the stuff in the strainer Has a mind of its own So be very careful In the dangerous kitchen When the night time has fallen, And the roaches are crawlin' In the kitchen of danger You can feel like a stranger The bananaes are black The got flies in the back And also the chicken In the dish with the foil Where the cream is all clabbered And the salad is frightful Your return in the evening Can be less than delightful You must walk very careful You must not lean against it It can get on you clothing It can follow you in As you walk to the bedroom And you take all your clothes off While you're sleeping It crawls off It gets in your bed It could get on your face then It could eat your complexion You could die from the danger Of the dangerous kitchen Who the fuck wants to clean it? It's disgusting and dirty The sponge on the drainer Is stinky and squirty If you squeeze it when you wipe up What you get on your hands then Could un-balance your glands and Make you blind or whatever In the dangerous kitchen At my house tonight Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Idiot Bastard Son, The Illinois Enema Bandit, The Jazz Discharge Party Hats, The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson, The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts, The Little March, The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath, The Mammy Nuns, The Man From Utopia, The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou, The Massive Improvelence, The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing, The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis, The Mud Shark, The Nancy & Mary Music, The Nancy Mary Music, The Orange County Lumber Truck, The Radio Is Broken, The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage, The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet, The Sealed Tuna Bolero, The Sheik Yerbouti Tango, The Torture Never Stops, The Torture Never Stops (in album You Cant Do Tha, The Uncle Meat Variations, The Untouchables, The Voice Of Cheese, The Wet T Shirt Contest, The Wet T-Shirt Contest, The White Boy Troubles, The Worlds Greatest Sinner, Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of Sinister Footwear, This Aint CNN, This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue), This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise), Tiger Roach, Time Is Money, Tink Walks Amok, Tinseltown Rebellion, Tiny Sick Tears, Titties and Beer, Titties N Beer, Toad O Line, Toad-O Line, Toads Of The Short Forest, Trouble Every Day, Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M, Trouble Every Day (in album You Cant Do That On S, Truck Driver Divorce, Tryin To Grow A Chin, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy