Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - The Illinois Enema Bandit    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> The Illinois Enema Bandit Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: The Illinois Enema Bandit Theme ID: 1074 Album: N/A --- -------- ----- ------ And now folks it's time for Don Pardo To deliver our special Illinois Enema Bandit-type announcement Take it away, Don "This is a true story About a famous criminal From right around Chicago This is the story of Michael Kenyon A man who's serving time at this very moment For the crime of armed robbery It so happened, that at the time of the robbery Michael, decided to give his female victims A little enema Apparently, there was no law against that But his name lives on Michael Kenyon THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT!" The Illinois Enema Bandit I heard he's on the loose I heard he's on the loose Lord, the pitiful screams Of all them college-educated women... Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up (They'd be all bound down!) Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice The Illinois Enema Bandit I heard it on the news I heard it on the news Bloomington Illinois...he has caused some alarm Just sneakin' around there From farm to farm Got a rubberized bag And a hose on his arm Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump That he just might wanna pump Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump That he just might wanna pump Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump That he just might wanna pump The Illinois Enema Bandit One day he'll have to pay One day he'll have to pay The police will say, *"You're under arrest!"* And the judge would have him for a special guest The D.A. will order a secret test And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks And the judge would say, *"No poo-poo jokes!"* Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see, Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy... HOT SOAP WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!" And then the bandit might say, *"Why is everybody looking' at me?"* WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY? WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS KINDA MISERY? WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY? Now, one girl shout: *"Let the Bandit be!"* BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? TELL ME NOW, WHAT'S YOUR PLEA? Another girl shout: *"Let the fiend go free!"* ARE YOU GUILTY? BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS? The Bandit say, *"It must be just what they all needs..."* *"It must be just what they all needs..."* *"It must be just what they all needs..."* *"It must be just what they all needs..."* *"It must be just what they all needs..."* *"It must be just what they all needs..."* etc. repeat Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna enema Enema repeat Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis, The Mud Shark, The Nancy & Mary Music, The Nancy Mary Music, The Orange County Lumber Truck, The Radio Is Broken, The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage, The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet, The Sealed Tuna Bolero, The Sheik Yerbouti Tango, The Torture Never Stops, The Torture Never Stops (in album You Cant Do Tha, The Uncle Meat Variations, The Untouchables, The Voice Of Cheese, The Wet T Shirt Contest, The Wet T-Shirt Contest, The White Boy Troubles, The Worlds Greatest Sinner, Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of Sinister Footwear, This Aint CNN, This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue), This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise), Tiger Roach, Time Is Money, Tink Walks Amok, Tinseltown Rebellion, Tiny Sick Tears, Titties and Beer, Titties N Beer, Toad O Line, Toad-O Line, Toads Of The Short Forest, Trouble Every Day, Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M, Trouble Every Day (in album You Cant Do That On S, Truck Driver Divorce, Tryin To Grow A Chin, Tuna Fish Promenade, Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme), Uncle Bernies Farm, Uncle Remus, Undaunted, The Band Plays On, Underground Freak-Out Music, Valarie, VALLEY GIRL, Very Distraughtening, Village Of The Sun, Watermelon In Easter Hay, We Are Not Alone, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. 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