Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson Theme ID: 1076 Album: N/A Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals) Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano) Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet) Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine) Roy Estrada (bass, vocals) Don Preston (electric piano) Arthur Tripp (drums, percussion) Jimmy Carl Black (drums) Members of The BBC Symphony Orchestra (Next during the JIMMY CARL BLACK PHILOSOPHY LESSON we learn that If you wanna get laid after the show, you gotta play rock n roll music an drink beer -- you're not gonna get laid anyway with those uniforms on! He announces his intention to quit The Mothers, planning to make his way into the audience in order to hustle some young ladies. It was my unfortunate duty to remind him that here in London, your'e not gonna get any pussy unless you like a pop star --. The make-up team dresses him up to look like a cross between Donovan and Jimi Hendrix. With a bottle of beer (DOUBLE DIAMOND) in each hand he charges into the audience.) FZ: At this very moment Jimmy Carl Black the Indian of the group is approaching the stage. Jimmy Carl likes to drink and also likes to boogie all night long and is also horny. Approaches Underwood in his transformed state at the piano and ask him this all important question: Jimmy Carl: Hey I thought we're gonna play a Rock & Roll concert. What is this? Ian: Jimmy Carl Black indian of the group? Four fours. Jimmy Carl: How are you gonna get laid if you dont play rock & roll & drink beer. You get laid after the concert if you play rock & roll, this kind of crap you're not gonna . . . Ian: You're not gonna get laid anyway with that uniform on. Jimmy Carl: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna quit I'm gonna out and hustle me some chick, the hell with you. I'm leaving the group. (?): Jimmy you need some discipline FZ: Jimmy Carl(?) For your own good, that here in London you're not gonna get any pussy unless you look like a popstar. Fix him up! Mod Jacket, a thrilly Mod Neckpiece, Jimmy Hendrix wig, and a Feather Boa. Jimmy Carl: Waaaaaaaaaaa FZ: Jimmy Carl Black enters the audience to hustle some young ladies. Go on Jim see if you can get any action, and if you get lucky fix us up too. And if you're really lucky, get something for the robots... Mmmm the little mechanical things are going up and down, up and down. Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Nancy & Mary Music, The Nancy Mary Music, The Orange County Lumber Truck, The Radio Is Broken, The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage, The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet, The Sealed Tuna Bolero, The Sheik Yerbouti Tango, The Torture Never Stops, The Torture Never Stops (in album You Cant Do Tha, The Uncle Meat Variations, The Untouchables, The Voice Of Cheese, The Wet T Shirt Contest, The Wet T-Shirt Contest, The White Boy Troubles, The Worlds Greatest Sinner, Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of Sinister Footwear, This Aint CNN, This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue), This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise), Tiger Roach, Time Is Money, Tink Walks Amok, Tinseltown Rebellion, Tiny Sick Tears, Titties and Beer, Titties N Beer, Toad O Line, Toad-O Line, Toads Of The Short Forest, Trouble Every Day, Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M, Trouble Every Day (in album You Cant Do That On S, Truck Driver Divorce, Tryin To Grow A Chin, Tuna Fish Promenade, Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme), Uncle Bernies Farm, Uncle Remus, Undaunted, The Band Plays On, Underground Freak-Out Music, Valarie, VALLEY GIRL, Very Distraughtening, Village Of The Sun, Watermelon In Easter Hay, We Are Not Alone, We Gotta Get Into Something Real, Weasels Ripped My Flesh, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy