Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Uncle Bernies Farm    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Uncle Bernies Farm Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Uncle Bernies Farm Theme ID: 1125 Album: N/A ----- -------- ---- (I'm dreaming...) There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up, A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!) A baby doll that burps 'n pees; A case of airplane glue! There's a hungry plastic troll, To scarf yo buddy's arm! There's a box of ugly plastic things marked: "UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM" There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS' There's a 'NATION' you can buy! There's a doll that looks like mommy (She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir) There's a doll that looks like daddy (He's a funny little man... Push a button 'n ask fo money: There's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet) We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission! Christmas don't make it no more! Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York) There's a man who runs the country There's a man who tried to think And they're all made out of plastic (When they melt, they start to stink) There's a book with smiling children, Nearly dead with Christmas joys And smiling in his office is the creep who makes 'the toys' (They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying You got little plastic pools of blood Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho (I'm dreaming...) ...intestines...you can see right into his stomach... There's this other thing, I... I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench and comes with a tape recorder... I got plastic brass knuckles with sound effects We got a '39 Chevy Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Weasels Ripped My Flesh, Weasles Ripped My Flesh, Were Turning Again, Weve Got To Get Into Something Real, Wet T-Shirt Nite, What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World, What Kind Of Girl, What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are, What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning, Whats New In Baltimore?, Whats The Ugliest Part Of Your Body, Whats The Ugliest Part Of Your Body Reprise, When The Lies So Big, Where Is Johnny Velvet?, Wheres Our Equipment?, Whippin Post, Whippin Post, Whippin Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music, White Ugliness, Who Are The Brain Police?, Who Needs The Peace Corps, Why Does It Hurt When I Pee, Why Dont You Like Me, Why Dontcha Do Me Right, Wild Love, Willie The Pimp, Willie The Pimp (in album You Cant Do That On Sta, Wind Up Workin In The Gas Station, Wind Up Working In A Gas Station, Wistful With A Fist-Full, Won Ton On, Wonderful Wino, Would You Go All The Way, Would You Like A Snack?, Wowie Zowie, WPLJ, Ya Hozna, Ycdtosa6, Yo Cats, Yo Mama, You Are What You Is, You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish), You Call That Music?, You Didnt Try To Call Me, You Didnt Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With, Youre Probably Wondering Why Im Here, Your Mouth, Zomby Woof, Zoot Allures, Overload, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy