Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Won Ton On    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Won Ton On Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Won Ton On Theme ID: 1166 Album: N/A Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass) Jay Anderson (string bass) Ed Mann (percussion) Chad Wackerman (drums) Ike Willis (vocals) Terry Bozzio (vocals) Dale Bozzio (vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (vocals) Bob Harris (vocals) Johnny "Guitar" Watson (vocals) NOT REALLY HARRY'S VOICE: ECUAS-NZBE? THING-FISH: Whiff it, Boy! Whiff it good, now! MAMMIES, step forward 'n try t'git on down wit dem BROADWAY ZOMBIES! Dis de closin' numbuh, now! MOSES! Git yo' brown ass ovuh heah! Leave de Co-log-nuh alone fo' a minnit. Whyn'tcha go on 'n cornhole ya' some EVIL PRINCE! I B'lieve he done evolved to de point where he kin hannle it now! See dat? Uh-huh! Look like he severely enjoyin' it awready! Sound like he enjoyin' it, too! Wuh- Oh! I smells trubba! Look like he got de eeyah- noosht! Ain't no two ways about it. The MAMMIES dance tangos with the ZOMBIES, (eventually hurling them offstage), the EVIL PRINCE corn-holes RHONDA (who doesn't even notice as she waves her magic-wand fountain pen around for HARRY to follow), THING-FISH snatches up THE CRAB-GRASS BABY and OB'DEWLLA (one in each hand), shaking them like maracas, while twirl-dancing around the yard, HARRY-AS- A-BOY and the ARTIFICIAL RHONDA re-appear, chasing after the infant, QUENTIN ROBERT DE NAMELAND corn-holes BROWN MOSES. OPAL rides the bull while FRANCESCO gives her an enema. The nativity box rotates erratically, deli- vering DUTCH MIDGETS who offer onions to the audience. THING-FISH: 'Fo y'all departs, I jes' wish to say in conclu- sium, as matters o' dis gravity gen'rally re- quire some type o' philosomical post-scription, dat what y'all have witnessed heah tonight were a TRUE STORY - only de names o' de potatoes have been changed to protect de innocent. GALOOT CO-LOG-NUH! DON'T BUY IT, PEOPLES! Dis have been a public service ernouncemint. Wave good-night to de white folks, 'DEWLLA! A conga-line is formed. They all exit through the audience, except for FRANCESCO, THING-FISH & SISTER OB'DEWLLA 'X' (the CRAB-GRASS BABY has been returned to HARRY-AS-A-BOY and ARTIFICIAL RHONDA). RHONDA: This is SYMBOLISM, HARRY! HARRY: ...not the stuff that 'Freckles' lets out! RHONDA: This is SYMBOLISM! Really deep, intense, thought-provoking Broadway SYMBOLISM. Really Modern, HARRY... HARRY: Take your hand off that chain, honey! RHONDA: Fuck that briefcases... HARRY: ...not the briefcase... Related Lyrics Random lyrics: You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish), You Call That Music?, You Didnt Try To Call Me, You Didnt Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With, Youre Probably Wondering Why Im Here, Your Mouth, Zomby Woof, Zoot Allures, Overload, Simple Words To Say, Ich Wei, Nur Nicht Aus Liebe Weinen, FRIEDENSTAUBE, KREUZE, MENSCHSEIN, TERRORIST, WARUM FRAGST DU NICHT, WERKZEUGE, An Oath To My Kind, Dreams For Ingrates, Dying Beneath, Human Delirium, In Odium Veritas, Prophecy Of Zavorash, Releasing The Legion, Return From Grace, The Superior Creed, World Rejection, Acertijos A Las 9, Een Vriend, Ver Weg Van Mij, Historia De Un Militante, Malu, Tengo Bastantes Ganas, 1, 2, 3 Soleil, A Fait Mal Et A Fait Rien, A Ma Place, Adam et Yves, Au Diable Nos Adieux, Autant De Peine Que De Toi, Autant De Peine Que Toi, Aux Armes Citoyennes, Avis Au Sexe Fort, Ca Fait Mal Et Ca Fait Rien, Chanson Damis, Chanson Dami, Cheese, Craque Monsieur, Cyber, Dans la Lune, Danse Avec Les Loops, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy