Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - You Are What You Is    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> You Are What You Is Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: You Are What You Is Theme ID: 1176 Album: N/A Do you know what you are? You are what you is You is what you am (A cow don't make ham . . . ) You ain't what you're not So see what you got You are what you is An' that's all it 'tis A foolish young man From a middle class fam'ly Started singin' the blues 'Cause he thought it was manly Now he talks like the Kingfish ("Saffiiiee!") From Amos 'n Andy ("Holy mack'l dere . . . Holy mack'l dere!") He tells you that chitlins . . . (Chitlins!) Well, they taste just like candy He thinks that he's got De whole thang down From the Nivea Lotion To de Royal Crown Do you know what you are? You are what you is You is what you am (A cow don't make ham . . . ) You ain't what you're not So see what you got You are what you is An' that's all it 'tis A foolish young man Of the Negro Persuasion Devoted his life To become a caucasian He stopped eating pork He stopped eating greens He traded his dashiki ("Uhuru!") For some Jordache Jeans He learned to play golf An' he got a good score Now he says to himself "I AIN'T NO NIGGER NO MORE . . . HEY! HEY! HEY!" "I don't understand you . . . " BWANA MA-COO-BAH "Would you please speak more clearly . . . " MERCEDES BAINNNNNNNZ Who is who (I don't know . . . ) 'N what is what (Somethin' I just don't know . . . ) 'N why is this (Tell me now . . . ) Appropriot (That's a funny pronunciation if'n ever I heard one . . . ) If you don't like (Where'd you get that word?) What you has got (Appropriot? The word is not . . . ) Drop it in the dirt (Drop it yeah . . . ) 'N let it rot (I can smell it now . . . ) Someone else (Here de come, here de come . . . ) Will surely come (I told you they was comin') 'N pick it up (That's right!) 'Cause he wants some (An' he wants it for free . . . ) And when one day (There will come a day . . . ) You wonder who (I wonder too . . . ) You used to was (Who I was anyway . . . ) 'N what you do (I used to work at the post office . . . ) You'll scratch your head (But I don't wanna un-do my doo . . . ) 'N look around (Just to see what's goin' on . . . ) But what you lost (Can't seem to find it . . . ) Will not be found (A Mercedes Benz . . . ) Do you know what you are? (I know . . . ) You are what you is (I'm the kinda guy . . . ) You is what you am (That ought to be drivin' a Mercedes Benz . . . ) A cow don't make a ham (A four-fifty SLC . . . ) You ain't what you're not (A big ol' red one . . . ) So see what you got (With some golf clubs stickin' out de trunk . . . ) You are what you is (I'm gwine down to de links on Saturday mornin' . . . ) An' that's all it is (Gimme a five dollar bill . . . ) YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS (And an overcoat too . . . ) AND THAT'S ALL IT IS (Where's my waitress? Yeah . . . ) YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS (Robbie, take me to Greek Town . . . ) AN THAT'S ALL IT IS (I'm harder than yer husband; harder than yer husband . . . ) YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS (I'm goin' down to White Street, to the Mudd Club y'all . . . ) AN THAT'S ALL IT IS (I'm goin' down 'n work the wall 'n work the floor . . . ) YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS ('N work the pipe 'n work the wall . . . ) AN THAT'S ALL IT IS (Some more Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Ich Wei, Nur Nicht Aus Liebe Weinen, FRIEDENSTAUBE, KREUZE, MENSCHSEIN, TERRORIST, WARUM FRAGST DU NICHT, WERKZEUGE, An Oath To My Kind, Dreams For Ingrates, Dying Beneath, Human Delirium, In Odium Veritas, Prophecy Of Zavorash, Releasing The Legion, Return From Grace, The Superior Creed, World Rejection, Acertijos A Las 9, Een Vriend, Ver Weg Van Mij, Historia De Un Militante, Malu, Tengo Bastantes Ganas, 1, 2, 3 Soleil, A Fait Mal Et A Fait Rien, A Ma Place, Adam et Yves, Au Diable Nos Adieux, Autant De Peine Que De Toi, Autant De Peine Que Toi, Aux Armes Citoyennes, Avis Au Sexe Fort, Ca Fait Mal Et Ca Fait Rien, Chanson Damis, Chanson Dami, Cheese, Craque Monsieur, Cyber, Dans la Lune, Danse Avec Les Loops, Djamba, Dodo Remi, Femmes Tefales, Femmes Tfales, Fou de Toi, Hisse Haut, Hiss?e Haut, Homme Sweet Homme, JEnvoie Valser, Je TAime Mais, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. 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