Song Lyrics Zevon Warren - Mr. Bad Example    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zevon Warren Singer Lyrics [Zevon Warren other resources]>> Mr. Bad Example Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zevon Warren Music Title/Track: Mr. Bad Example Theme ID: 146 Album: N/A (Warren Zevon/Jorge Calderon) I started as an altar boy working at the church Learning all my holy moves doing some research Which led me to a cash box labelled "Children's Fund" I'd leave the change and tuck the bills inside my cumberbund I got a part-time job at my father's carpet store Laying tackless stripping and housewives by the score I loaded up their furniture and took it to Spokane Auctioned off every last naugahyde divan I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in I'm proud to be a glutton and I don't have time for sloth I'm greedy and I'm angry and I don't care who I cross CHORUS I'm Mr. Bad Example, intruder in the dirt I llike to have a good time and I don't care who gets hurt I'm Mr. Bad Example, take a look at me I'll live to be a hundred and go down in history Of course I went to law school and got a law degree And counselled all my clients to plead insanity Then worked in hair replacement swindling the bald Where very few are chosen, fewer still are called Then on to Monte Carlo play chemin de fer I threw away the fortune I made transplanting hair I put my last few francs down on a prostitute Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute Whereupon I stole her passport and her wig And headed for the airport and the midnight flight, you dig? Fourteen hours later I was down in Adelaide Looking through the want ads sipping Foster's in the shade I opened up an agency somewhere down the line To hire aboriginals to work the opal mines But I attached their wages and took a whopping cut And whisked away their workman's comp and pauperized the lot CHORUS I bought a first class ticket on Malaysian Air Landed in Sri Lanka none the worse for wear I'm thinking of retiring from all my dirty deals See you in the next life, wake me up for meals ------------------------------------------------------------------ Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Please Stay, Poor Poor Pitiful Me, Prison Grove, Quite Ugly One Morning, Real Or Not, Reconsider Me, Renegade, Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner, Roll With the Punches, Rottweiler Blues, Rub Me Raw, Run Straight Down, Searching For A Heart, Seminole Bingo, Sentimental Hygiene, She Quit Me, Shes Too Good for Me, Similar To Rain, Splendid Isolation, Suzie Lightning, Tenderness On The Block, The Envoy, The Factory, The French Inhaler, The Heartache, The Hula Hula Boys, The Indifference Of Heaven, The Long Arm Of The Law, They Moved The Moon, Things To Do In Denver When Youre Dead, Transverse City, Traveling In The Lightning, Tules Blues, Veracruz, Werewolves Of London, Acid Flesh, Black Sunshine, Blood, Milk And Sky, Blur The Technicolor, Cosmic Monsters Inc., Creature Of The Wheel, Demon Speed, Disaster Blaster, El Phantasmo and The Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama, Electric Head, Pt. 1 (The Agony), Electric Head, Pt. 2 (The Ecstasy), Godslayer, Grease Paint And Monkey Brains, Grindhouse (A Go-Go), I Am Legend, Other Zevon Warren song Lyrics A Bullet For Ramona Lyrics A Certain Girl Lyrics Accidentally Like A Martyr Lyrics Angel Dressed In Black Lyrics Back In The High Life Again Lyrics Backs Turned Looking Down The Path Lyrics Bad Karma Lyrics Bad Luck Streak In Dancing School Lyrics Basket Case Lyrics Bed Of Coals Lyrics Bill Lee Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists WARREN ZEVON Lyrics Warrior Soul Lyrics Warriorz Lyrics Warujiennu Lyrics Warwick Dionne Lyrics Dionne Warwick Lyrics Warzone Lyrics Was Lyrics Was (Not Was Lyrics Washington Dinah Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy